Back in a Flash

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

heartfulpenguin:

yashikoru:

heartfulpenguin:

heartfulpenguin:

i can hear my brother screaming at his DS

he’s playing cooking mama

thats some hardcore cooking

COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE

DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA

FUCK YOU

Is that your brother